Fine, to clarify...

Francisco was excluded from the blazing and swimming activities. He had passesd out... and even if he hadn't, he definetly wouldn't have done them. Blazing is definetly out for Cisco, and the water was probably too cold for him anways.

About Francisco's Birthday...

It went amazingly.

Shall we start celebrating on Wednesday? I think so. We had dinner at Megs house as is usual on Wednesdays and headed to Amber and Adriana's place. We waited around for Adriana to finish studying at the library so that we can make our routine trip to vons. We get in Amber's car, Gracie, and leave the parking lot in our normal fashion, opening and closing the doors. We're that cool, what can I say? When Adriana gets to the car, Amber is blasting Say Anything and we're all singing along... her door was locked. LOL. We let her stay out there for a few, it was funny. So, we get our beers and go back to the apartment where the partying for Francisco's birthday began. We played karoake and got some great videos... we rocked out with our shades on.

Thursday is our usual party night... Amber and I went shopping for supplies... we bought a giant universal remote for the living room and the most important supply of the weekend, the beer bong. Then Amber and I venture to Big 5 to buy Cisco a camel pack, but Big 5 was closed that night, so we went to Ross to look around, no camel pack. But, we did see the same remote for like 15 dollars less! We bought that one instead and I'm returning the original one... I should probably do that soon. So, then we go home where Francisco was already waiting for us because he stayed there to do a paper that was due the next day. He "interviewed" my mom, only he didn't interview her... he just used her name, the rest was pretty much made up. Cisco, what did you get on that? Anyway... we show Cisco the beer bong and decide that we should practice before Saturdays party so that Amber and Cisco don't make fools of themselves in front of everyone... since I had done a beer bong before, the decision was made that I should go first. I did. Then Cisco goes, he was a gangster! Took it like a champ, he did. Amber... didn't do as well. LOL. She got facials all weekend... I'm glad I was there to witness it. Adriana was not there to witness it, she went to Disneyland with her family.. ugh! You missed out, Adriana. So, we party into the night, as usual, piss off some neighbors and eventually fall asleep. Oh, and we watched Rejected for the first time of the weekend. We loved it. We went on to quote it for the entire weekend... We also went swimming that night... biggest mistake ever. The water was freezing... the hot tub didn't work. Amber and I went home and took a shower. It was nice... then we fell asleep on each side of Francisco.

Friday... we had a plan for Friday. Dinner, Matador Nights, after party. The end. We took Cisco out for sushi, delicious sushi. He was adventurous and tried some new sushi. He had salmon and octopus, and his favorite of the night, fresh water eel. Good job, Adriana. It was delicious. Tempura ice cream is amazing too... man that was good. Then we go to the dorms where Matador nights is going on... it was the biggest turn out I have ever seen at a school event. I couldn't believe it... Anyway, this part of the night was rough.. we got seperated, people got frustrated... it was a bad start. Apparantly Fridays are our bad nights... if there is a bad night on any given weekend, its usually the Friday. Fuck Fridays... actually, Fuck Mondays. No one likes fucking Mondays. So, we leave the dorms, a little upset. We met up with Johnny and his friend Aubrey. We convince them both to come to the apartment to party with us. Aubrey, where the hell have you been all our lives? She is a down ass bitch. We did beer bongs (I didn't because I was feeling incredibly sick) and played kings cup. The best kings cup game ever, Aubrey came up with some original rules. We were all drinking every round, it was an amazing game. And who lost that night?? Aubrey! And she drank that cup like a champion. We showed her Rejected and she laughed. We went outside for a smoke and she joined. She kept "passing amber's tests" and we loved it. We went to Danielle's house where we blazed together... could this night get any better? It was a great night and we insisted on her returning for the weekends main event, Francisco's birthday party.

Saturday is finally here... we had been talking about this day for a very long time. That day was sucky, I woke up feeling crappy. Went over to the apartment to clean up a little because Amber and Adriana were at sorority events all day. So I cleaned up, then went home and showered and all that nonsence, then went to Francisco's to just hang out while we waited for Amber and Adriana to get home. Francisco somehow hurt his back, he doesn't know how. His age is finally catching up with him... he looked like a pregnant woman trying to get up, I'm glad I was there to witness that too. Ha! Francisco's friend, Tom, came all the way down here to parth with us in celebrations of Francisco's youth being stolen away by life. The three of us go to CVS and buy some icy hot... I can't let this go all night. I kept calling Francisco an old man all night and I even wrote icy hot on my party hat. I really enjoyed it. So, I got to be the lucky soul to rub icy hot on his back before going to the party... lucky me. We played guitar hero at Cisco's place for a little bit and we made fun of him for being pregnant and old. Good times with Tom, that dude who saves lives. We finally make our way to the apartment and kidnap Adriana to once again make the trip to vons. We get four bottles of Boone's, one for Amber, one for Cisco, one for Tom and one for me... Adriana was a pusy and didn't drink the one from the night before. When we get to the apartment, there is decorating to be done... the theme, ghetto. We made ghetto signs on notebook paper and taped them up all over the apartment, they said things that we are known to say... they were entertaining. Some stremers were hung... they were some good decorations. Cisco and Tom chilled with beers and Amber gave Cisco his camel pack, which he was girlishly excited about. I forgot to buy gatorade and red bull for Tucker's death mix(gatorade, red bull and vodka) that's what we were going to put in his camel pack. Yes, Cisco was getting fucked up that night. I made a quick trip to 7-11, conviniently located next door and buy the stuff so that we can get back and start the party. The night is mostly a blur for me, we did beer bong after beer bong, Cisco wore his camel pack all night. At midnight, we sang him happy birthday and he did a beer bong filled with Tucker's death mix. He's a champion. We didn't play kings cup, so we couldn't watch Cisco drink the nasty drink that would have been concocted, and alas our final mission of the weekend was failed. I cannot state this mission. All I can say is that we failed misserably. We'll execute this mission at a later date... and I will definetly write about it.

Sunday was a chill day... we were all hung over. Tom didn't finish his wine... so he drank the rest of it that morning. We went our seperate ways for the day.. I hung out with Meg and got the most amusing text ever from Cisco, "I think 4 nights in a row was a bad idea, I'm going to die". Mission accomplished. Cisco and Tom went to see Say Anything and I'm not sure where Amber and Adriana went. We met up again later at the apartment to play guitar hero... I left early because I had work the next day. What a punk... I didn't even go to work because I felt like hell.

Francisco, I hope you had fun on your birthday. We fucking love you, dude. Next year for your birthday, you are going to die. Mission stated.

The end.

That Gala Thing

Ok, so I know I'm behind on these updates because Gala was totally two weeks ago. But, I'm talking about it anyways. This years Carnation Gala (the AST anual formal) was themed "Famous Couples Througout History".

Of course being the non-creative person that I am and having the laziest date (ok, so I'm lazy too), we decided to just go as a rockstar couple. Later we called ourselves that guy from Menudo and his groupie. It was funny. Amber went with Johnny as Marge and Homer. Their costumes were absolutely hilarious, I think the most creative of the night. Adriana went with Eddie, an alumni from the frat (LSP), and they dressed up as Jazmine and Aladdin. Their costumes were very cute, they even had a lamp and Abu.

We had a plan to meet Adriana at her apartment at 6:30 so that we can head to Gala. Francisco knows me too well and told me to be ready at 6:00. So I was ready at 6:15ish... right on time. Fucker. So we arrive at Amber and Adriana's on time at 6:30, where's Adriana? Still at her mom's house... not even ready yet! The joke was on Francisco... he thought we were going to be on time for once. We were not. LOL. I'm not going to lie and say that this was ok with me, because I totally rushed to be ready on time and we didn't even have a key to the apartment yet, so we just waited outside for about ten or fifteen minutes. Oh well, Adriana got there and she wasn't ready. I thought I rushed, but you should have seen her. Ok, so it was nice just chilling and watching tv while Adriana rushed to get ready. Wait, did I just admit that Francisco was right again? Ah, nuggets. Fine Francisco, thanks for making me be ready on time, you suck at life and are always right. Don't mention this again.

I forgot what time we left for Gala, but it certainly was not at the time that we wanted to leave. There was no pregaming. That's right, we broke rule number one. Drinking one beer does not count as pregaming. So on our way, we're talking to Amber and she of course demands that we get some sort of alcohol on the way. Lets go to CVS? Sav-on. Walgreens? Crap, I don't remember which store it was. Whatever it was, they had a display of Red Bull and vodka, which Francisco and I were amused by. Someone in that store was thinking.

We finally get to the place, I'm really hungry. The presentations had already started and most of the food was gone. Oh well, we ate anyways... we were at table all the way in the back, which Amber apparantly had them pull out just for us. Thank you Amber. All the gifts were cool and the costumes were nice. So, the presentation part of the night was over. Let's party. Scratch that, lets drink first. Meet us at the g-ride... where there was a bottle of vodka ready and some smirnoffs. Good times in my mom's car. Oh geez. We took fruit punch to mix with the vodka... it actually turned out to be a really good drink. We stay in the car for at least twenty minutes, get shushed by the people of the house that we parked in front of. Freak out for every car that passed by (read the freeway blog, fuck cops), and head inside expecting a bumping party. Not a soul on the dance floor, this completely and utterly sucks. Finally, Johnny gets to the dance floor. I swear that we all made eye contact from across the room and just meet on the floor. We start dancing and sure enough, after a few minutes the floor is filled with people. This makes us feel good... we danced the night away. We made a sand-guich, and did the monkey and also the pencil sharpener. It was a good night. We head home, stop at In N Out and watch a movie while Amber tries to get all the blue out of her hair.

It was overall a great night. We all had fun together and danced the night away. What more could we ask for but good times? We love eachother.

Don't pee on the freeway

Getting pulled over is never a good experience. I finally experienced this for the first time on one of our Magical Journeys to see Circa Survive...

It all began with us running late, as usual. Cisco and I were getting ready to go and decided to go to Chipotle to eat, Adriana was going to meet us there with Johnny. Amber was still at work when we got there but arrived to see us stuffing our faces with Jaime. The people that were actually going to see Circa were Amber, Adriana, Cisco, Jaime and myself, unfortunately the tickets were bought BJ. So we were supposed to leave at 5:30, by the time Amber got there it was already like 5:15, at least. Amber and Jaime leave Chipotle to pre-game as the number one rule states and Cisco and I follow a few minutes later. Of course we don't leave on time, do we ever? We started drinking and finished getting ready... when Cisco decides to foreshadow that nights events and say that he gets really nervous whenver we drink outside the apartment. We laughed it off and finally left around 6:30 or so in my G-ride.

We finally get on the freeway and there's some traffic. We're getting worried because we didn't want to miss the show... the alcohol kicks in. Amber really needs to pee.... we pull over and she goes pee. I've had to pee for a while too and go pee as well.... boom, the cops pull up behind us. What the hell? We pulled ourselves over?! So I see them and tell Adriana to hide the alcohol... because of course we were drinking in the car. At first they laughed it off... but then she saw them in the rearview mirror. We quickly get back in the car and the officer comes upto us. Asks if we've been drinking... all that bullshit. Finally he asks for the registration. Uuum, where is it? It's my mom's car and I don't know where she keeps it. He then asked why Adriana was driving if it was my car. Adriana had a true poker face and explained that I was really tired because I had a long day and had offered to drive. He accepted it... I finally found the registration and insurance after calling my mom. Oh, and since it's possible to get arrested for peeing in public Adriana and Jaime totally got my mom's cell phone number so that if I did she could come get me. Funniest part of the night.

The cops finally just decided to give Adriana a ticket for pulling over on the freeway when it wasn't an emergency. I felt incredibly bad, Amber and I will pay for this ticket. So the traffic is still bad we're all in a bad mood and point out that Francisco was right in being nervous when we drink outside the apartment. What the hell, Francisco? Why are you always right? We finally get off the freeway and what the hell do you think happens? We got lost. Fuck. Amber really has to pee again and gets off the G-ride to go into a restaurant and pee. Cisco goes with her... we pull into a parking lot and get stuck. The G-ride is a fucking huge. Oh, and p.s. Cisco named her Heifer. So we stopped at a gas station, get gas, get directions and finally head in the right direction. We get there and literally run to the venue, the Mayan Theater, and get to the door and ask if Circa Survive had gone already. Apparantly they weren't going on until 10:05, Amber. Doors opened at 6:30, we all laughed about it. So we got there around 8:30 so we decided to chill. Amber and I decided to go back to the car for the cigarettes. We get inside, we're all still in a somewhat bad mood and we wait for Circa Survive to go on. The band before them really sucked, really. We all wanted to jump off a bridge when they were done. As soon as Circa Survive came on, we all forgot about the nights events so far and enjoyed the show, which was an amazing show. We quickly got seperated from eachother, but we didn't care. We were all moshing and Amber and Adriana crowd surfed. It was an incredible experience. After the show we found eachother really quickly and just talked about how great the show was. We get to the car and head back, without getting lost. Jaime and Francisco both spent the night.

Adriana and Amber woke up late the next morning. I woke up and Jaime did too, we laid in bed talking and listening to rap music. It was funny. Amber called and needed me to bring her something to work, so that's how my day began. I dropped off Jaime at school, took Amber her thing, and so began the magical journey of getting Francisco's Gala ticket.

I will explain how Gala went on another post. Another good night.

Champions

I don't know why I'm writing this blog. Probably just because I'm bored and at work. I'm off in about 40 minutes though. I need to got to two classes today. I have to meet on campus for my online class.. What is that?! I don't think online classes should meet... this is why it is an online class. This is bullshit.

Anyways, yesterday I went shopping for my gala dress all day. It took forever to buy this freakin dress, I can't believe I went to all those stores to find it. I hate shopping. Gala is this upcoming weekend already. I can't believe it! Francisco and I are going as a rockstar couple, easy. Amber is going with Johnny as Marge and Homer, I think. That's going to be awesome! And Adriana can't decide who she wants to go as... I think she's leaning toward being Jazmine and her date Aladdin. Cute.

This weekend was really fun. Even though Francisco said that he was going to take a break from partying, he absolutely did not. Seriously. This kid is an animal when he drinks. We're both troopers. Friday night we played kings cup and there was some nasty shit in there... rum, beer, wine, rum and coke... aw geez. I happened to get the last king and therefore had to drink this oh so disgusting concoction. Not only did I drink it... I chugged it. That was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted in my life. I can't decide who's kings cup is worse, this one or the one Adriana had to gulp down on her birthday. That one had some nasty ass ale in it and screwdrivers and... I don't even know. I think I lasted about 2 minutes after chugging that I had to throw it all up again. I couldn't stop laughing when I was throwing up. Seriously, you would have thrown up too. The night went on and I waited about 20 minutes before starting to drink again. And Francisco, he went crazy on Saturday night. Maybe it just seemed that way because he was the only one that was drunk. Out of five people, he was the only one that succesfully became drunk. And he's a trooper too... he had about 18 beers. And he also threw up, after Adriana tickled him. LOL (yes, I DID laugh out loud) He continued drinking too. Which makes us the Champions of this weekend. He now has a set goal of 20 beers for his birthday weekend, which I intend on helping with. He has one more weekend to practice and then we will see if he's really the trooper that we all think he is. I can't wait for his friend to come down form NorCal to see what we've done to his friend. Yes. I can't wait.

What?

Ok, so I've had this blog since 2003, but I haven't used it in years. Francisco, you got one and now I had to update it so that I can comment your posts. I probably will not post on here often. That is all.