About Francisco's Birthday...

It went amazingly.

Shall we start celebrating on Wednesday? I think so. We had dinner at Megs house as is usual on Wednesdays and headed to Amber and Adriana's place. We waited around for Adriana to finish studying at the library so that we can make our routine trip to vons. We get in Amber's car, Gracie, and leave the parking lot in our normal fashion, opening and closing the doors. We're that cool, what can I say? When Adriana gets to the car, Amber is blasting Say Anything and we're all singing along... her door was locked. LOL. We let her stay out there for a few, it was funny. So, we get our beers and go back to the apartment where the partying for Francisco's birthday began. We played karoake and got some great videos... we rocked out with our shades on.

Thursday is our usual party night... Amber and I went shopping for supplies... we bought a giant universal remote for the living room and the most important supply of the weekend, the beer bong. Then Amber and I venture to Big 5 to buy Cisco a camel pack, but Big 5 was closed that night, so we went to Ross to look around, no camel pack. But, we did see the same remote for like 15 dollars less! We bought that one instead and I'm returning the original one... I should probably do that soon. So, then we go home where Francisco was already waiting for us because he stayed there to do a paper that was due the next day. He "interviewed" my mom, only he didn't interview her... he just used her name, the rest was pretty much made up. Cisco, what did you get on that? Anyway... we show Cisco the beer bong and decide that we should practice before Saturdays party so that Amber and Cisco don't make fools of themselves in front of everyone... since I had done a beer bong before, the decision was made that I should go first. I did. Then Cisco goes, he was a gangster! Took it like a champ, he did. Amber... didn't do as well. LOL. She got facials all weekend... I'm glad I was there to witness it. Adriana was not there to witness it, she went to Disneyland with her family.. ugh! You missed out, Adriana. So, we party into the night, as usual, piss off some neighbors and eventually fall asleep. Oh, and we watched Rejected for the first time of the weekend. We loved it. We went on to quote it for the entire weekend... We also went swimming that night... biggest mistake ever. The water was freezing... the hot tub didn't work. Amber and I went home and took a shower. It was nice... then we fell asleep on each side of Francisco.

Friday... we had a plan for Friday. Dinner, Matador Nights, after party. The end. We took Cisco out for sushi, delicious sushi. He was adventurous and tried some new sushi. He had salmon and octopus, and his favorite of the night, fresh water eel. Good job, Adriana. It was delicious. Tempura ice cream is amazing too... man that was good. Then we go to the dorms where Matador nights is going on... it was the biggest turn out I have ever seen at a school event. I couldn't believe it... Anyway, this part of the night was rough.. we got seperated, people got frustrated... it was a bad start. Apparantly Fridays are our bad nights... if there is a bad night on any given weekend, its usually the Friday. Fuck Fridays... actually, Fuck Mondays. No one likes fucking Mondays. So, we leave the dorms, a little upset. We met up with Johnny and his friend Aubrey. We convince them both to come to the apartment to party with us. Aubrey, where the hell have you been all our lives? She is a down ass bitch. We did beer bongs (I didn't because I was feeling incredibly sick) and played kings cup. The best kings cup game ever, Aubrey came up with some original rules. We were all drinking every round, it was an amazing game. And who lost that night?? Aubrey! And she drank that cup like a champion. We showed her Rejected and she laughed. We went outside for a smoke and she joined. She kept "passing amber's tests" and we loved it. We went to Danielle's house where we blazed together... could this night get any better? It was a great night and we insisted on her returning for the weekends main event, Francisco's birthday party.

Saturday is finally here... we had been talking about this day for a very long time. That day was sucky, I woke up feeling crappy. Went over to the apartment to clean up a little because Amber and Adriana were at sorority events all day. So I cleaned up, then went home and showered and all that nonsence, then went to Francisco's to just hang out while we waited for Amber and Adriana to get home. Francisco somehow hurt his back, he doesn't know how. His age is finally catching up with him... he looked like a pregnant woman trying to get up, I'm glad I was there to witness that too. Ha! Francisco's friend, Tom, came all the way down here to parth with us in celebrations of Francisco's youth being stolen away by life. The three of us go to CVS and buy some icy hot... I can't let this go all night. I kept calling Francisco an old man all night and I even wrote icy hot on my party hat. I really enjoyed it. So, I got to be the lucky soul to rub icy hot on his back before going to the party... lucky me. We played guitar hero at Cisco's place for a little bit and we made fun of him for being pregnant and old. Good times with Tom, that dude who saves lives. We finally make our way to the apartment and kidnap Adriana to once again make the trip to vons. We get four bottles of Boone's, one for Amber, one for Cisco, one for Tom and one for me... Adriana was a pusy and didn't drink the one from the night before. When we get to the apartment, there is decorating to be done... the theme, ghetto. We made ghetto signs on notebook paper and taped them up all over the apartment, they said things that we are known to say... they were entertaining. Some stremers were hung... they were some good decorations. Cisco and Tom chilled with beers and Amber gave Cisco his camel pack, which he was girlishly excited about. I forgot to buy gatorade and red bull for Tucker's death mix(gatorade, red bull and vodka) that's what we were going to put in his camel pack. Yes, Cisco was getting fucked up that night. I made a quick trip to 7-11, conviniently located next door and buy the stuff so that we can get back and start the party. The night is mostly a blur for me, we did beer bong after beer bong, Cisco wore his camel pack all night. At midnight, we sang him happy birthday and he did a beer bong filled with Tucker's death mix. He's a champion. We didn't play kings cup, so we couldn't watch Cisco drink the nasty drink that would have been concocted, and alas our final mission of the weekend was failed. I cannot state this mission. All I can say is that we failed misserably. We'll execute this mission at a later date... and I will definetly write about it.

Sunday was a chill day... we were all hung over. Tom didn't finish his wine... so he drank the rest of it that morning. We went our seperate ways for the day.. I hung out with Meg and got the most amusing text ever from Cisco, "I think 4 nights in a row was a bad idea, I'm going to die". Mission accomplished. Cisco and Tom went to see Say Anything and I'm not sure where Amber and Adriana went. We met up again later at the apartment to play guitar hero... I left early because I had work the next day. What a punk... I didn't even go to work because I felt like hell.

Francisco, I hope you had fun on your birthday. We fucking love you, dude. Next year for your birthday, you are going to die. Mission stated.

The end.